itstotallyaphase:
p3 ferdinand is so incredibly fucking funny, particularly when you consider that he is literally 20 years old and that that accounts for at least like half of his behaviors. the endless prank/torture war of him v rozemyne is my favorite thing in the world, especially since in this part he really genuinely just seems to be trying his hardest to Take Care Of The Child to the absolute best of his ability but then his good intentions are just, constantly waylaid and obscured by extreme and enduring pettiness. and also his ridiculous competitiveness. because he is 20 years old and an idiot. but even when that happens he’s like, really quite literally and out loud to every single person he thinks might spend 2 seconds alone with the unpredictable chaos baby, “do not even THINK about looking away or even honestly blinking and do NOT. so much as BREATHE on or if possible near the child. because she will die immediately. or, alternatively, somehow manage to start world war 3, manifesting spontaneously 2 other previous world wars in history sheerly from the unbridled force of her ability to bumble around doing exactly the worst or strangest thing.” like it’s mentioned repeatedly by 60 people at least that he’s being notably neurotic about micromanaging her, and he does that because he truly, genuinely, also by his own direct admission, has absolutely no idea what she’s thinking or will do at any given time. and he believes that him not being able to predict her in this way will lead to her exploding. and he is the only one who can prevent this, which he attempts to do by fretting incessantly. but he’s totally chill he’s not worried at all he’s 20 and evil. he has a heart of stone. ice, even. actually he doesn’t even have one at all. tbh. what? he’s not worried about the child. why would he care? WHAT? WHAT???? WHO IS WATCHING THE CHILD?????? why are you talking to him!!!!! she could DIE or worse DO SOMETHING UNAUTHORIZED AND UNACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT WHO IS PREFERABLY HIM SO HE CAN SOLVE WHATEVER ISSUES INEVITABLY ARISE. ARE YOU TRYING TO THROW THE WORLD INTO MADNESS AND DISCORD oh there she is. she’s fine. phew. another win for ferdinand. good thing he lectured her for 30 minutes before going 5 feet away or something terrible definitely would have happened there.
AND. and. the funniest part is. he’s probably right 3.75/4 times. he is trying so transparently hard and rozemyne is just like. man. ferdinand is so evil and scary. i wish i had someone to care about me. meanwhile he is in the background shaking like a chihuahua with 30 potions and a defibrillator. i love part 3. rozemyne vs ferdi except that’s not at all what’s happening and neither of them know/will admit that. god bless. they are so fucking stupid